You deserve all the bad press you get you stupid idiot. These girls aren't at fault because you're paranoid.
ABC News: Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience':
"Young said her home is in an extremely rural area, and Ostergaard and Zellitti had to climb over two fences, walk through a pasture filled with livestock and crawl across an open ditch to get to her home."
How the hell do you get out of your house to go anywhere? What a moron. Guess you don't have a driveway? Sheesh.