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30 June 2005
28 June 2005
Take it to Karl: Enduring Freedom Veteran: How My Conversations with Conservatives Go
Submitted for your consideration. Tell 'em!
Take it to Karl: Enduring Freedom Veteran: How My Conversations with Conservatives Go
Take it to Karl: Enduring Freedom Veteran: How My Conversations with Conservatives Go
25 June 2005
22 June 2005
19 June 2005
Scotland on Sunday - UK - Eurofighter a shooting star in clash with US jets
Good for the Brits, and just another reason that the F-22 needs to be brought online. The F-15 is a wonderful plane, but it was designed in the 60s and if we, the US want to keep our dominance in air superiority we need the F-22, now!
Scotland on Sunday - UK - Eurofighter a shooting star in clash with US jets
Scotland on Sunday - UK - Eurofighter a shooting star in clash with US jets
17 June 2005
Soldier Earns Silver Star for Her Role in Defeating Ambush
So much for women not being able to handle combat. I dare any of those opposed to women serving to tell it to her face. In this day and age anyone in the AOR is on the front lines.
Soldier Earns Silver Star for Her Role in Defeating Ambush: "Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester"
Well deserved!
Soldier Earns Silver Star for Her Role in Defeating Ambush: "Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester"
Well deserved!
14 June 2005
12 June 2005
British Car of the Future
I saw this somewhere today and though I don't know who wrote it I give credit to them for doing it.
Car: where would you like to go. 'Enter destination'
Driver: 'Bournemouth'
Car: 'Business or Pleasure'
Driver: 'Business'
Car: The best time to travel will be 6 pm, stopping for one hour at Channock Richard service station. and refuelling at Oxford after the Blue Ford reg YFI 654 BINGO. Cost of road access EUR 23. Press 'Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.
Driver: presses 'Y'
Car: Please insert your National ID card
Driver: inserts ID card
Car: According to your NHS Records you are currently taking cough medicine, your last scheduled dosage was 1 hour ago. Journey Authorisation Declined. Would you like us to recalculate. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: Based on your Medication, the best time to make the journey is 3 AM, Stopping for 1 hr at Knutsford Service area, Refuelling at Oxford after the Pink Honda reg YFI 123 LOTTERY (note 10 mins refuel time only) cost of road access EUR 43. Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.
Driver: 'Y'
Car: According to your Bank Account Records your spouse has just purchased a pair of shoes. You have insufficient funds to make this journey. Journey Authorisation Declined. would you like us to arrange a bank loan. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.
Driver: 'Y'
Car: According to our Records, this is not possible at this time, you have reached your loan on disposable income limit, Would you like us to sell your Laptop on EBay. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: We are about to list your Laptop s/no 23456543, would you like us to format the disk before the sale (+ EUR 10) Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.
Driver: 'N'
Car: Can we remind you that you have one authorised pornography picture of you and your spouse and a letter to your authorised mistress on the PC, are you sure you don't want us to erase this information. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: We have deleted those files and your PC is now listed (+ EUR 10)
Car: The sale was successful, your PC sold for EUR 100, you can now proceed. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: The sale of your laptop has increased your gross annual personal income, you now have to pay 60% tax on future income.
Car: Have a nice day
Car: where would you like to go. 'Enter destination'
Driver: 'Bournemouth'
Car: 'Business or Pleasure'
Driver: 'Business'
Car: The best time to travel will be 6 pm, stopping for one hour at Channock Richard service station. and refuelling at Oxford after the Blue Ford reg YFI 654 BINGO. Cost of road access EUR 23. Press 'Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.
Driver: presses 'Y'
Car: Please insert your National ID card
Driver: inserts ID card
Car: According to your NHS Records you are currently taking cough medicine, your last scheduled dosage was 1 hour ago. Journey Authorisation Declined. Would you like us to recalculate. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: Based on your Medication, the best time to make the journey is 3 AM, Stopping for 1 hr at Knutsford Service area, Refuelling at Oxford after the Pink Honda reg YFI 123 LOTTERY (note 10 mins refuel time only) cost of road access EUR 43. Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.
Driver: 'Y'
Car: According to your Bank Account Records your spouse has just purchased a pair of shoes. You have insufficient funds to make this journey. Journey Authorisation Declined. would you like us to arrange a bank loan. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.
Driver: 'Y'
Car: According to our Records, this is not possible at this time, you have reached your loan on disposable income limit, Would you like us to sell your Laptop on EBay. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: We are about to list your Laptop s/no 23456543, would you like us to format the disk before the sale (+ EUR 10) Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.
Driver: 'N'
Car: Can we remind you that you have one authorised pornography picture of you and your spouse and a letter to your authorised mistress on the PC, are you sure you don't want us to erase this information. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: We have deleted those files and your PC is now listed (+ EUR 10)
Car: The sale was successful, your PC sold for EUR 100, you can now proceed. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: The sale of your laptop has increased your gross annual personal income, you now have to pay 60% tax on future income.
Car: Have a nice day
09 June 2005
05 June 2005
Air Force Academy Chief Admits School Bias - Yahoo! News
They need to take a whole look at the Air Force, and probably the entire military for that matter. From my experience with certain people if you're not Christian watch out.
Air Force Academy Chief Admits School Bias - Yahoo! News
Air Force Academy Chief Admits School Bias - Yahoo! News
BBC NEWS | UK | 'Pay-as-you-go' road charge plan
£1.34 a mile??? That's about $2.50 a mile for us Yanks.
BBC NEWS | UK | 'Pay-as-you-go' road charge plan
BBC NEWS | UK | 'Pay-as-you-go' road charge plan
04 June 2005
03 June 2005
Congress moves to restrict court rulings on God
I hate to break it to these people but the US Constitution is the sovereign authority for the laws of the United States. We are a Republic/Democracy, not a theocracy. If they want that move to Iran and run for office there.
Congress moves to restrict court rulings on God
Congress moves to restrict court rulings on God
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