I miss the autobahn.
Higher Speed Limits Don't Cause More Deaths, Study Finds
Everyone's laughing but me...an amateur photographer just trying to improve my skills and share the world around me.
22 June 2005
19 June 2005
Scotland on Sunday - UK - Eurofighter a shooting star in clash with US jets
Good for the Brits, and just another reason that the F-22 needs to be brought online. The F-15 is a wonderful plane, but it was designed in the 60s and if we, the US want to keep our dominance in air superiority we need the F-22, now!
Scotland on Sunday - UK - Eurofighter a shooting star in clash with US jets
Scotland on Sunday - UK - Eurofighter a shooting star in clash with US jets
17 June 2005
Soldier Earns Silver Star for Her Role in Defeating Ambush
So much for women not being able to handle combat. I dare any of those opposed to women serving to tell it to her face. In this day and age anyone in the AOR is on the front lines.
Soldier Earns Silver Star for Her Role in Defeating Ambush: "Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester"
Well deserved!
Soldier Earns Silver Star for Her Role in Defeating Ambush: "Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester"
Well deserved!
14 June 2005
12 June 2005
British Car of the Future
I saw this somewhere today and though I don't know who wrote it I give credit to them for doing it.
Car: where would you like to go. 'Enter destination'
Driver: 'Bournemouth'
Car: 'Business or Pleasure'
Driver: 'Business'
Car: The best time to travel will be 6 pm, stopping for one hour at Channock Richard service station. and refuelling at Oxford after the Blue Ford reg YFI 654 BINGO. Cost of road access EUR 23. Press 'Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.
Driver: presses 'Y'
Car: Please insert your National ID card
Driver: inserts ID card
Car: According to your NHS Records you are currently taking cough medicine, your last scheduled dosage was 1 hour ago. Journey Authorisation Declined. Would you like us to recalculate. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: Based on your Medication, the best time to make the journey is 3 AM, Stopping for 1 hr at Knutsford Service area, Refuelling at Oxford after the Pink Honda reg YFI 123 LOTTERY (note 10 mins refuel time only) cost of road access EUR 43. Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.
Driver: 'Y'
Car: According to your Bank Account Records your spouse has just purchased a pair of shoes. You have insufficient funds to make this journey. Journey Authorisation Declined. would you like us to arrange a bank loan. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.
Driver: 'Y'
Car: According to our Records, this is not possible at this time, you have reached your loan on disposable income limit, Would you like us to sell your Laptop on EBay. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: We are about to list your Laptop s/no 23456543, would you like us to format the disk before the sale (+ EUR 10) Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.
Driver: 'N'
Car: Can we remind you that you have one authorised pornography picture of you and your spouse and a letter to your authorised mistress on the PC, are you sure you don't want us to erase this information. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: We have deleted those files and your PC is now listed (+ EUR 10)
Car: The sale was successful, your PC sold for EUR 100, you can now proceed. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: The sale of your laptop has increased your gross annual personal income, you now have to pay 60% tax on future income.
Car: Have a nice day
Car: where would you like to go. 'Enter destination'
Driver: 'Bournemouth'
Car: 'Business or Pleasure'
Driver: 'Business'
Car: The best time to travel will be 6 pm, stopping for one hour at Channock Richard service station. and refuelling at Oxford after the Blue Ford reg YFI 654 BINGO. Cost of road access EUR 23. Press 'Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.
Driver: presses 'Y'
Car: Please insert your National ID card
Driver: inserts ID card
Car: According to your NHS Records you are currently taking cough medicine, your last scheduled dosage was 1 hour ago. Journey Authorisation Declined. Would you like us to recalculate. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: Based on your Medication, the best time to make the journey is 3 AM, Stopping for 1 hr at Knutsford Service area, Refuelling at Oxford after the Pink Honda reg YFI 123 LOTTERY (note 10 mins refuel time only) cost of road access EUR 43. Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.
Driver: 'Y'
Car: According to your Bank Account Records your spouse has just purchased a pair of shoes. You have insufficient funds to make this journey. Journey Authorisation Declined. would you like us to arrange a bank loan. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.
Driver: 'Y'
Car: According to our Records, this is not possible at this time, you have reached your loan on disposable income limit, Would you like us to sell your Laptop on EBay. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: We are about to list your Laptop s/no 23456543, would you like us to format the disk before the sale (+ EUR 10) Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.
Driver: 'N'
Car: Can we remind you that you have one authorised pornography picture of you and your spouse and a letter to your authorised mistress on the PC, are you sure you don't want us to erase this information. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: We have deleted those files and your PC is now listed (+ EUR 10)
Car: The sale was successful, your PC sold for EUR 100, you can now proceed. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no
Driver: 'Y'
Car: The sale of your laptop has increased your gross annual personal income, you now have to pay 60% tax on future income.
Car: Have a nice day
09 June 2005
05 June 2005
Air Force Academy Chief Admits School Bias - Yahoo! News
They need to take a whole look at the Air Force, and probably the entire military for that matter. From my experience with certain people if you're not Christian watch out.
Air Force Academy Chief Admits School Bias - Yahoo! News
Air Force Academy Chief Admits School Bias - Yahoo! News
BBC NEWS | UK | 'Pay-as-you-go' road charge plan
£1.34 a mile??? That's about $2.50 a mile for us Yanks.
BBC NEWS | UK | 'Pay-as-you-go' road charge plan
BBC NEWS | UK | 'Pay-as-you-go' road charge plan
04 June 2005
03 June 2005
Congress moves to restrict court rulings on God
I hate to break it to these people but the US Constitution is the sovereign authority for the laws of the United States. We are a Republic/Democracy, not a theocracy. If they want that move to Iran and run for office there.
Congress moves to restrict court rulings on God
Congress moves to restrict court rulings on God
01 June 2005
31 May 2005
28 May 2005
New Leader Says Gold Star May Change Rules
As it should. This man died serving the United States, his mother paid the ultimate sacrifice and the Gold Star Mothers should be ashamed. May he RIP.
New Leader Says Gold Star May Change Rules
New Leader Says Gold Star May Change Rules
26 May 2005
Army's recruitment crisis deepens
Of course it's the war! This recently retired veteran could have told you that. If we could just get all the members of the 101st fighting keyboardists to join up we wouldn't have these problems.
Army's recruitment crisis deepens
Army's recruitment crisis deepens
23 May 2005
Deal reached to avert U.S. showdown on judges - Yahoo! News
Thank goodness we have some people with brains up there in the Senate. Can we get on with dealing with the real issues now?
Deal reached to avert U.S. showdown on judges - Yahoo! News
Deal reached to avert U.S. showdown on judges - Yahoo! News
18 May 2005
LancasterOnline.com: City Plan Would Curb Garage Door Opening
I've never amazed at the shere amount of stupidity in this world...
LancasterOnline.com: City Plan Would Curb Garage Door Opening
LancasterOnline.com: City Plan Would Curb Garage Door Opening
17 May 2005
16 May 2005
06 May 2005
Minister ex-communicates members for not backing Bush
Unfriggin' believable. They should be thankful they get to go to a new church.
Minister ex-communicates members for not backing Bush
Minister ex-communicates members for not backing Bush
30 April 2005
TEA-21 - Fact Sheet: Interstate Toll Pilot
Know those gas taxes you pay to keep up the roads? Guess you aren't paying enough so they're going to tax you some more.
TEA-21 - Fact Sheet: Interstate Toll Pilot
TEA-21 - Fact Sheet: Interstate Toll Pilot
BBC NEWS | In Pictures | In pictures: Iraq sandstorm
I went through a few of these in Saudi back in 1990.
BBC NEWS | In Pictures | In pictures: Iraq sandstorm
BBC NEWS | In Pictures | In pictures: Iraq sandstorm
29 April 2005
:: 101.1 The River - WVRV ::
Check out the crazy 911 calls on the right side of the page. The woman mad at the drive through is funny!!!
:: 101.1 The River - WVRV ::
:: 101.1 The River - WVRV ::
27 April 2005
U.S. OKs Bunker Buster Bombs for Israel - Yahoo! News
Bet the Iranians are reading this right now...
U.S. OKs Bunker Buster Bombs for Israel - Yahoo! News: "U.S. OKs Bunker Buster Bombs for Israel"
U.S. OKs Bunker Buster Bombs for Israel - Yahoo! News: "U.S. OKs Bunker Buster Bombs for Israel"
Stickdeath.com
Funny shockwave file. Not for those offended to cartoon violence.
2004auto.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)
2004auto.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)
Yahoo! News - World's Biggest Airliner Completes Maiden Flight
A technological marvel: yes it is. But all the airlines are going to do is cram in the smallest seats they can and it's just going to be an even bigger cattle car than what you fly in now. No thanks.
Yahoo! News - World's Biggest Airliner Completes Maiden Flight
Yahoo! News - World's Biggest Airliner Completes Maiden Flight
24 April 2005
TIME.com: Any Kerry Supporters On The Line? -- May. 02, 2005
Why am I not suprised one bit..is it 2008 yet?
TIME.com: Any Kerry Supporters On The Line? -- May. 02, 2005
TIME.com: Any Kerry Supporters On The Line? -- May. 02, 2005
23 April 2005
Getting ready to celebrate St George
Happy St. George day to all my English friends. Have a pint o' ale for me.
CEN News : Features : Getting ready to celebrate St George
CEN News : Features : Getting ready to celebrate St George
20 April 2005
"TV's Worst 2001-2004"
See all the "bad" stuff without having to suffer through the clean
stuff.
:-)
:: Parents Television Council - Press Room ::
stuff.
:-)
:: Parents Television Council - Press Room ::
17 April 2005
08 April 2005
Fred Korematsu dies at Age 86 - MSNBC Wire Services - MSNBC.com
May a true American RIP, and may we never forget this sad stain of our history, and how this one man stood up and fought for his rights.
Fred Korematsu dies at Age 86 - MSNBC Wire Services - MSNBC.com
Fred Korematsu dies at Age 86 - MSNBC Wire Services - MSNBC.com
30 March 2005
Yahoo! News - Man Gets Postcard He Sent During WWII
Wow! These kind of stories always bring a smile to my face.
Yahoo! News - Man Gets Postcard He Sent During WWII: "Man Gets Postcard He Sent During WWII"
Yahoo! News - Man Gets Postcard He Sent During WWII: "Man Gets Postcard He Sent During WWII"
28 March 2005
27 March 2005
Sony ordered to pay $90.7 mil. in patent infringement suit - Japan's Leading International News Network
Just goes to show how out of whack the patent system is in the US.
Japan Today - News - Sony ordered to pay $90.7 mil. in patent infringement suit - Japan's Leading International News Network: "Sony ordered to pay $90.7 mil. in patent infringement suit"
Japan Today - News - Sony ordered to pay $90.7 mil. in patent infringement suit - Japan's Leading International News Network: "Sony ordered to pay $90.7 mil. in patent infringement suit"
U.S. Newswire : Releases : "Consumer Advocate Ralph Nader, Author Wesley Smith..."
Ralph Nader and the conservative Christians agreeing on something? Oh my!
U.S. Newswire : Releases : "Consumer Advocate Ralph Nader, Author Wesley Smith..."
U.S. Newswire : Releases : "Consumer Advocate Ralph Nader, Author Wesley Smith..."
26 March 2005
It’s the "Chevrolet-Song-of-the-Day!"
I was caller 10! It's a one in 23 chance of winning the Trailblazer next Saturday. Wish me luck!!! :-)
:: 101.1 The River - WVRV ::
:: 101.1 The River - WVRV ::
24 March 2005
22 March 2005
Yahoo! News - Barry Bonds Says He Might Miss Season
That should be about enough time to get rid of the evidence out of his system before he has to submit to a drug test...
Yahoo! News - Barry Bonds Says He Might Miss Season: "Barry Bonds Says He Might Miss Season"
Yahoo! News - Barry Bonds Says He Might Miss Season: "Barry Bonds Says He Might Miss Season"
19 March 2005
A New Screen Test for Imax: It's the Bible vs. the Volcano
Why don't we just go back to the dark ages and burn witches. No wonder the rest of the world shakes their heads and wonders what we are doing...sad...
The New York Times > National > A New Screen Test for Imax: It's the Bible vs. the Volcano
The New York Times > National > A New Screen Test for Imax: It's the Bible vs. the Volcano
18 March 2005
Judge rules brain-damaged woman can die
Please stop this circus and let the woman die with some dignity. Congress has no reason to be involved in this.
Telegraph | News | Judge rules brain-damaged woman can die
Telegraph | News | Judge rules brain-damaged woman can die
17 March 2005
COMEDY CENTRAL - Wolfowitz
Jon Stewart hits this one on the head, and just makes you wonder what the President is thinking....
COMEDY CENTRAL
COMEDY CENTRAL
16 March 2005
BBC NEWS | Americas | Senate backs Alaska oil drilling
I've written my Senator expressing my displeasure at his vote on this. It does nothing, absolutely nothing to solve our dependence on oil yet it will end up destroying one of the last untamed areas of our nation. A sad day for the nation and our children, and their children.
BBC NEWS | Americas | Senate backs Alaska oil drilling
BBC NEWS | Americas | Senate backs Alaska oil drilling
14 March 2005
13 March 2005
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Just call me two willies
Submitted for your reading pleasure. Also, make sure you visit page 3 for more fun.
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper
12 March 2005
CNN.com - What a blast! - Mar 11, 2005
An interesting story of how a bad translation can really snowball. Plus the conspiracy nuts take it from there and run.
CNN.com - What a blast! - Mar 11, 2005
CNN.com - What a blast! - Mar 11, 2005
Las Vegas SUN: Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in
This is exactly why I think the whole idea of a national ID card is just trouble waiting to happen.
Las Vegas SUN: Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in: "Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in"
Las Vegas SUN: Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in: "Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in"
SCIFI.COM | Battlestar Galactica
What an awesome show. I had my doubts when I heard SciFi was going to redo Battlestar Galactica but they have done a magnificent job. If you haven't watched it yet go to the link below and watch the very first episode online.
SCIFI.COM | Battlestar Galactica
SCIFI.COM | Battlestar Galactica
07 March 2005
In the Can!
06 March 2005
Thunder = The Magnificent Seventh
Thunder's new CD is out and I highly recommend it. They are one of my favourite bands and I can't get enough of this CD.

Thunder Online - The Official Thunder Website
Thunder Online - The Official Thunder Website
18 February 2005
BBC - Science & Nature - Human Body and Mind - Sheep Dash!
A bit of fun and a good time waster.
BBC - Science & Nature - Human Body and Mind - Sheep Dash!
BBC - Science & Nature - Human Body and Mind - Sheep Dash!
16 February 2005
BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | China consumes most, report says
The one thing that leads nations to conflict is the demand for resources...
BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | China consumes most, report says: "China consumes most, report says"
BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | China consumes most, report says: "China consumes most, report says"
14 February 2005
Hunger for Dictatorship
Seems that some of what I would call the real "Conservatives" are starting to wake up and make their voices heard. Thank goodness for that, and maybe they can find some common ground with the left to fight the Neocons.
Hunger for Dictatorship: "Hunger for Dictatorship"
Hunger for Dictatorship: "Hunger for Dictatorship"
13 February 2005
Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle
Take a look at the name of the company. If that isn't ironic...
IOL: A Step Beyond
IOL: A Step Beyond
Tax ruling on manure raises stink
Bueracracy at it's finest.
Tax ruling on manure raises stink - Bangornews.com Staff
Tax ruling on manure raises stink - Bangornews.com Staff
Pat Buchanan on Meet The Press
ABC News: Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience'
You deserve all the bad press you get you stupid idiot. These girls aren't at fault because you're paranoid.
ABC News: Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience':
"Young said her home is in an extremely rural area, and Ostergaard and Zellitti had to climb over two fences, walk through a pasture filled with livestock and crawl across an open ditch to get to her home."
How the hell do you get out of your house to go anywhere? What a moron. Guess you don't have a driveway? Sheesh.
ABC News: Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience':
"Young said her home is in an extremely rural area, and Ostergaard and Zellitti had to climb over two fences, walk through a pasture filled with livestock and crawl across an open ditch to get to her home."
How the hell do you get out of your house to go anywhere? What a moron. Guess you don't have a driveway? Sheesh.
11 February 2005
Wired News: School RFID Plan Gets an F
Absolutely scary. But if you start getting people used to it when they are children they won't probably question it when they are older. Another example of our rights and freedoms being stripped all in the name of safety.
Wired News: School RFID Plan Gets an F
Wired News: School RFID Plan Gets an F
10 February 2005
Yahoo! News - Prince Charles to Marry Camilla Parker Bowles
It's about time. Now maybe the British press will leave them alone. Notice I said maybe, if anything it will only get worse.
Yahoo! News - Prince Charles to Marry Camilla Parker Bowles
Yahoo! News - Prince Charles to Marry Camilla Parker Bowles
08 February 2005
07 February 2005
President's FY 2006 Budget Disappoints VFW
The Bush administration loves the military, until they are retired and of no use to them anymore. Then we become whiners and are hurting the nation according to one Pentagon official. This just goes to show what they think of our sacrifices over the years. Broken promises once again. Write your Congressman and Senator people!!!
Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) :: News
Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) :: News
01 February 2005
Free at last
As of 0001 this morning, after 20 years, 5 months and 9 days I am once again a civilian. I've enjoyed my career in the Air Force and wouldn't trade it for anything, but it's sure feels good to have that blue ID card. No more recalls, worrying about getting deployed, etc... Just call me Mr.! LOL!!!!
:-)
:-)
30 January 2005
They Invested Years in Private Accounts
A must read for those interested in the future of Social Security.
They Invested Years in Private Accounts
They Invested Years in Private Accounts
29 January 2005
28 January 2005
Bill could limit open debate at colleges
Let's protect free speech by limiting debate...er yeah right....
The Columbus Dispatch - Election
The Columbus Dispatch - Election
27 January 2005
Babes in Space
If you love classic scifi artwork this is a good site to visit. I hope they put some more stuff up when they get it.
Babes in Space
Babes in Space
Closing China's Checkbook (7) | This Is Rumor Control
One reason we need to balance our budget. China is the growing power and we will be beholden to her soon, if it isn't too late.
Closing China's Checkbook (7) | This Is Rumor Control
Closing China's Checkbook (7) | This Is Rumor Control
26 January 2005
Not a national ID Card...
Then what the hell is it's purpose then? Read down through the article to see what I'm talking about.
DailyBulletin.com - News
DailyBulletin.com - News
McDonald's Must Face Claim That Its Food Caused Obesity, Panel Rules (washingtonpost.com)
My goodness! It's McDonald's fault that they at there 3-5 times a week? The hamburglar must have held them at gunpoint and forced them there. Take some responsibility for your own actions people.
McDonald's Must Face Claim That Its Food Caused Obesity, Panel Rules (washingtonpost.com)
McDonald's Must Face Claim That Its Food Caused Obesity, Panel Rules (washingtonpost.com)
25 January 2005
21 January 2005
A nation of religious illiterates | csmonitor.com
An interesting article/commentary. I think I have to agree.
A nation of religious illiterates | csmonitor.com
A nation of religious illiterates | csmonitor.com
WSJ.com - Radio's Bush-Bashing Air America Is Back in Fighting Form
Good for them. I've yet to listen but having an alternative to Rush and the rest of the far right wing ilk on the radio is a good thing in my opinion.
WSJ.com - Radio's Bush-Bashing Air America Is Back in Fighting Form
WSJ.com - Radio's Bush-Bashing Air America Is Back in Fighting Form
20 January 2005
BBC NEWS | Americas | US right attacks SpongeBob video
And these people want to run the country? Make decisions for us and tell us how to live? And people wonder why so many of us want to keep church and state separated? This is the American Taliban.
BBC NEWS | Americas | US right attacks SpongeBob video
BBC NEWS | Americas | US right attacks SpongeBob video
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | World fears new Bush era
This doesn't bode well for the future of our country. I hope the White House is listening but I doubt it. Arrogance trumps all.
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | World fears new Bush era
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | World fears new Bush era
14 January 2005
13 January 2005
Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars
Damn! I was hoping for some little green men. :-)
Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars
Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars
Group Says It Relocated 300 Orphans (washingtonpost.com)
Unbelievable. What would the outcry be in this country if Muslims took Christian kids to be raised under Islam. No wonder some of these countries aren't wanting our help over there now.
Group Says It Relocated 300 Orphans (washingtonpost.com)
Group Says It Relocated 300 Orphans (washingtonpost.com)
Judge orders removal of evolution stickers from textbooks in Georgia school district
Strike one up for science. Keep religion out of the classroom please! Intelligent design is only rooted in the bible, not science.
Judge orders removal of evolution stickers from textbooks in Georgia school district
Judge orders removal of evolution stickers from textbooks in Georgia school district
FT.com / News in depth / Iraq - US ignored warning on Iraqi oil smuggling
Why oh why am I not surprised. Of course someone will blame this all on Clinton.
FT.com / News in depth / Iraq - US ignored warning on Iraqi oil smuggling
FT.com / News in depth / Iraq - US ignored warning on Iraqi oil smuggling
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