19 June 2005

Scotland on Sunday - UK - Eurofighter a shooting star in clash with US jets

Good for the Brits, and just another reason that the F-22 needs to be brought online. The F-15 is a wonderful plane, but it was designed in the 60s and if we, the US want to keep our dominance in air superiority we need the F-22, now!

Scotland on Sunday - UK - Eurofighter a shooting star in clash with US jets

17 June 2005

Soldier Earns Silver Star for Her Role in Defeating Ambush

So much for women not being able to handle combat. I dare any of those opposed to women serving to tell it to her face. In this day and age anyone in the AOR is on the front lines.
Soldier Earns Silver Star for Her Role in Defeating Ambush: "Sgt. Leigh Ann Hester"

Well deserved!

12 June 2005

British Car of the Future

I saw this somewhere today and though I don't know who wrote it I give credit to them for doing it.

Car: where would you like to go. 'Enter destination'

Driver: 'Bournemouth'

Car: 'Business or Pleasure'

Driver: 'Business'

Car: The best time to travel will be 6 pm, stopping for one hour at Channock Richard service station. and refuelling at Oxford after the Blue Ford reg YFI 654 BINGO. Cost of road access EUR 23. Press 'Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.

Driver: presses 'Y'

Car: Please insert your National ID card

Driver: inserts ID card

Car: According to your NHS Records you are currently taking cough medicine, your last scheduled dosage was 1 hour ago. Journey Authorisation Declined. Would you like us to recalculate. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no

Driver: 'Y'

Car: Based on your Medication, the best time to make the journey is 3 AM, Stopping for 1 hr at Knutsford Service area, Refuelling at Oxford after the Pink Honda reg YFI 123 LOTTERY (note 10 mins refuel time only) cost of road access EUR 43. Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.

Driver: 'Y'

Car: According to your Bank Account Records your spouse has just purchased a pair of shoes. You have insufficient funds to make this journey. Journey Authorisation Declined. would you like us to arrange a bank loan. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.

Driver: 'Y'

Car: According to our Records, this is not possible at this time, you have reached your loan on disposable income limit, Would you like us to sell your Laptop on EBay. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no

Driver: 'Y'

Car: We are about to list your Laptop s/no 23456543, would you like us to format the disk before the sale (+ EUR 10) Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.

Driver: 'N'

Car: Can we remind you that you have one authorised pornography picture of you and your spouse and a letter to your authorised mistress on the PC, are you sure you don't want us to erase this information. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no

Driver: 'Y'

Car: We have deleted those files and your PC is now listed (+ EUR 10)

Car: The sale was successful, your PC sold for EUR 100, you can now proceed. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no

Driver: 'Y'

Car: The sale of your laptop has increased your gross annual personal income, you now have to pay 60% tax on future income.

Car: Have a nice day

Inside Line: REPORT: Stung by High Gas Prices, Uncle Sam Buys Minivans to Replace Army Humvees -

Unbelievable...
Inside Line: REPORT: Stung by High Gas Prices, Uncle Sam Buys Minivans to Replace Army Humvees -

I Hate That Crazy Frog Ringtone

For any of the Brits who read this...this one's for you!

I Hate That Crazy Frog Ringtone

26 May 2005

Army's recruitment crisis deepens

Of course it's the war! This recently retired veteran could have told you that. If we could just get all the members of the 101st fighting keyboardists to join up we wouldn't have these problems.

Army's recruitment crisis deepens

23 May 2005

27 April 2005

U.S. OKs Bunker Buster Bombs for Israel - Yahoo! News

Bet the Iranians are reading this right now...

U.S. OKs Bunker Buster Bombs for Israel - Yahoo! News: "U.S. OKs Bunker Buster Bombs for Israel"

Stickdeath.com

Funny shockwave file. Not for those offended to cartoon violence.

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Yahoo! News - World's Biggest Airliner Completes Maiden Flight

A technological marvel: yes it is. But all the airlines are going to do is cram in the smallest seats they can and it's just going to be an even bigger cattle car than what you fly in now. No thanks.

Yahoo! News - World's Biggest Airliner Completes Maiden Flight

08 April 2005

Fred Korematsu dies at Age 86 - MSNBC Wire Services - MSNBC.com

May a true American RIP, and may we never forget this sad stain of our history, and how this one man stood up and fought for his rights.

Fred Korematsu dies at Age 86 - MSNBC Wire Services - MSNBC.com

26 March 2005

It’s the "Chevrolet-Song-of-the-Day!"

I was caller 10! It's a one in 23 chance of winning the Trailblazer next Saturday. Wish me luck!!! :-)

:: 101.1 The River - WVRV ::

22 March 2005

Yahoo! News - Barry Bonds Says He Might Miss Season

That should be about enough time to get rid of the evidence out of his system before he has to submit to a drug test...

Yahoo! News - Barry Bonds Says He Might Miss Season: "Barry Bonds Says He Might Miss Season"

19 March 2005

A New Screen Test for Imax: It's the Bible vs. the Volcano

Why don't we just go back to the dark ages and burn witches. No wonder the rest of the world shakes their heads and wonders what we are doing...sad...

The New York Times > National > A New Screen Test for Imax: It's the Bible vs. the Volcano

18 March 2005

17 March 2005

COMEDY CENTRAL - Wolfowitz

Jon Stewart hits this one on the head, and just makes you wonder what the President is thinking....

COMEDY CENTRAL

16 March 2005

BBC NEWS | Americas | Senate backs Alaska oil drilling

I've written my Senator expressing my displeasure at his vote on this. It does nothing, absolutely nothing to solve our dependence on oil yet it will end up destroying one of the last untamed areas of our nation. A sad day for the nation and our children, and their children.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Senate backs Alaska oil drilling

13 March 2005

Where you've been

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Just call me two willies

Submitted for your reading pleasure. Also, make sure you visit page 3 for more fun.
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper

12 March 2005

CNN.com - What a blast! - Mar 11, 2005

An interesting story of how a bad translation can really snowball. Plus the conspiracy nuts take it from there and run.
CNN.com - What a blast! - Mar 11, 2005

Oracle Films | A Film By Jason J. Tomaric | CL.ONE

Cool. Read how this was made.

Oracle Films | A Film By Jason J. Tomaric | CL.ONE

Las Vegas SUN: Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in

This is exactly why I think the whole idea of a national ID card is just trouble waiting to happen.

Las Vegas SUN: Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in: "Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in"

SCIFI.COM | Battlestar Galactica

What an awesome show. I had my doubts when I heard SciFi was going to redo Battlestar Galactica but they have done a magnificent job. If you haven't watched it yet go to the link below and watch the very first episode online.

SCIFI.COM | Battlestar Galactica

07 March 2005

In the Can!


Going through my pictures from England and found this one. The guy was a very good guitar player. I had to give him some money just for originality. Posted by Hello

06 March 2005

Thunder = The Magnificent Seventh

Thunder's new CD is out and I highly recommend it. They are one of my favourite bands and I can't get enough of this CD.




Thunder Online - The Official Thunder Website

16 February 2005

14 February 2005

Hunger for Dictatorship

Seems that some of what I would call the real "Conservatives" are starting to wake up and make their voices heard. Thank goodness for that, and maybe they can find some common ground with the left to fight the Neocons.

Hunger for Dictatorship: "Hunger for Dictatorship"

13 February 2005

Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

Take a look at the name of the company. If that isn't ironic...
IOL: A Step Beyond

Tax ruling on manure raises stink

Bueracracy at it's finest.
Tax ruling on manure raises stink - Bangornews.com Staff

Pat Buchanan on Meet The Press

There are lot of issues that I disagree with Buchanan on but I think he hits the nail on the head on a couple of points in this transcript.

ABC News: Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience'

You deserve all the bad press you get you stupid idiot. These girls aren't at fault because you're paranoid.

ABC News: Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience':

"Young said her home is in an extremely rural area, and Ostergaard and Zellitti had to climb over two fences, walk through a pasture filled with livestock and crawl across an open ditch to get to her home."

How the hell do you get out of your house to go anywhere? What a moron. Guess you don't have a driveway? Sheesh.

RedNova News - Can This Black Box See Into the Future?

Hmmmmmmm....

RedNova News - Can This Black Box See Into the Future?

07 February 2005

President's FY 2006 Budget Disappoints VFW

The Bush administration loves the military, until they are retired and of no use to them anymore. Then we become whiners and are hurting the nation according to one Pentagon official. This just goes to show what they think of our sacrifices over the years. Broken promises once again. Write your Congressman and Senator people!!!
Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) :: News

01 February 2005

Hubby does it doggy style

Taking loving your pets to a whole new level...

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Free at last

As of 0001 this morning, after 20 years, 5 months and 9 days I am once again a civilian. I've enjoyed my career in the Air Force and wouldn't trade it for anything, but it's sure feels good to have that blue ID card. No more recalls, worrying about getting deployed, etc... Just call me Mr.! LOL!!!!

:-)

29 January 2005

Bore Me

A good commercial that probably won't get any air play on tv.
Bore Me

Bore Me

A good commercial that probably won't get any air play on tv.
Bore Me

20 January 2005

BBC NEWS | Americas | US right attacks SpongeBob video

And these people want to run the country? Make decisions for us and tell us how to live? And people wonder why so many of us want to keep church and state separated? This is the American Taliban.

BBC NEWS | Americas | US right attacks SpongeBob video

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | World fears new Bush era

This doesn't bode well for the future of our country. I hope the White House is listening but I doubt it. Arrogance trumps all.
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | World fears new Bush era