COMEDY CENTRAL - Wolfowitz

Jon Stewart hits this one on the head, and just makes you wonder what the President is thinking....

COMEDY CENTRAL

BBC NEWS | Americas | Senate backs Alaska oil drilling

I've written my Senator expressing my displeasure at his vote on this. It does nothing, absolutely nothing to solve our dependence on oil yet it will end up destroying one of the last untamed areas of our nation. A sad day for the nation and our children, and their children.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Senate backs Alaska oil drilling

Herald Sun: Robbie's to die for

LOL! Them crazy Germans, they stole my funeral song!

Herald Sun: Robbie's to die for [13mar05]

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Just call me two willies

Submitted for your reading pleasure. Also, make sure you visit page 3 for more fun.
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper

CNN.com - What a blast! - Mar 11, 2005

An interesting story of how a bad translation can really snowball. Plus the conspiracy nuts take it from there and run.
CNN.com - What a blast! - Mar 11, 2005

Oracle Films | A Film By Jason J. Tomaric | CL.ONE

Cool. Read how this was made.

Oracle Films | A Film By Jason J. Tomaric | CL.ONE

Las Vegas SUN: Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in

This is exactly why I think the whole idea of a national ID card is just trouble waiting to happen.

Las Vegas SUN: Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in: "Personal information taken in Nevada DMV office break-in"

SCIFI.COM | Battlestar Galactica

What an awesome show. I had my doubts when I heard SciFi was going to redo Battlestar Galactica but they have done a magnificent job. If you haven't watched it yet go to the link below and watch the very first episode online.

SCIFI.COM | Battlestar Galactica

In the Can!

Going through my pictures from England and found this one. The guy was a very good guitar player. I had to give him some money just for originality.

Thunder = The Magnificent Seventh

Thunder's new CD is out and I highly recommend it. They are one of my favourite bands and I can't get enough of this CD.




Thunder Online - The Official Thunder Website

BBC - Science & Nature - Human Body and Mind - Sheep Dash!

A bit of fun and a good time waster.
BBC - Science & Nature - Human Body and Mind - Sheep Dash!

Undersize me!

Undersize me!

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | China consumes most, report says

The one thing that leads nations to conflict is the demand for resources...

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | China consumes most, report says: "China consumes most, report says"

Hunger for Dictatorship

Seems that some of what I would call the real "Conservatives" are starting to wake up and make their voices heard. Thank goodness for that, and maybe they can find some common ground with the left to fight the Neocons.

Hunger for Dictatorship: "Hunger for Dictatorship"

Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

Take a look at the name of the company. If that isn't ironic...
IOL: A Step Beyond

Tax ruling on manure raises stink

Bueracracy at it's finest.
Tax ruling on manure raises stink - Bangornews.com Staff

Pat Buchanan on Meet The Press

There are lot of issues that I disagree with Buchanan on but I think he hits the nail on the head on a couple of points in this transcript.

ABC News: Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience'

You deserve all the bad press you get you stupid idiot. These girls aren't at fault because you're paranoid.

ABC News: Cookies Said to Yield 'Horrible Experience':

"Young said her home is in an extremely rural area, and Ostergaard and Zellitti had to climb over two fences, walk through a pasture filled with livestock and crawl across an open ditch to get to her home."

How the hell do you get out of your house to go anywhere? What a moron. Guess you don't have a driveway? Sheesh.

RedNova News - Can This Black Box See Into the Future?

Hmmmmmmm....

RedNova News - Can This Black Box See Into the Future?

Wired News: School RFID Plan Gets an F

Absolutely scary. But if you start getting people used to it when they are children they won't probably question it when they are older. Another example of our rights and freedoms being stripped all in the name of safety.

Wired News: School RFID Plan Gets an F

Tandy 400: Still Broken.

Tandy 400: Still Broken.

!!!DROPKICK THE FAINT!!!

Today's time waster. Have some fun.

!!!DROPKICK THE FAINT!!!

TCS: Tech Central Station - A Worthy Battlestar

Good article about an awesome show.

TCS: Tech Central Station - A Worthy Battlestar

Usenet replayer's open free directory of alt.music.tiffany-darwish

Aye Carumba! She's aged well. :-)
Usenet replayer's open free directory of alt.music.tiffany-darwish

SCI FI Renews Galactica

Fantastic news. This is an awesome show.

Sci Fi Wire -- The News Service of the Sci Fi Channel

Yahoo! News - Prince Charles to Marry Camilla Parker Bowles

It's about time. Now maybe the British press will leave them alone. Notice I said maybe, if anything it will only get worse.
Yahoo! News - Prince Charles to Marry Camilla Parker Bowles

FrontPage magazine.com :: What Really Happened in 1948 by Sarah El Shazly

FrontPage magazine.com :: What Really Happened in 1948 by Sarah El Shazly

President's FY 2006 Budget Disappoints VFW

The Bush administration loves the military, until they are retired and of no use to them anymore. Then we become whiners and are hurting the nation according to one Pentagon official. This just goes to show what they think of our sacrifices over the years. Broken promises once again. Write your Congressman and Senator people!!!
Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) :: News

Hubby does it doggy style

Taking loving your pets to a whole new level...

Backpage Article Display

Free at last

As of 0001 this morning, after 20 years, 5 months and 9 days I am once again a civilian. I've enjoyed my career in the Air Force and wouldn't trade it for anything, but it's sure feels good to have that blue ID card. No more recalls, worrying about getting deployed, etc... Just call me Mr.! LOL!!!!

:-)

They Invested Years in Private Accounts

A must read for those interested in the future of Social Security.
They Invested Years in Private Accounts

Bore Me

A good commercial that probably won't get any air play on tv.
Bore Me

Bore Me

A good commercial that probably won't get any air play on tv.
Bore Me

Bill could limit open debate at colleges

Let's protect free speech by limiting debate...er yeah right....
The Columbus Dispatch - Election

Babes in Space

If you love classic scifi artwork this is a good site to visit. I hope they put some more stuff up when they get it.

Babes in Space

Closing China's Checkbook (7) | This Is Rumor Control

One reason we need to balance our budget. China is the growing power and we will be beholden to her soon, if it isn't too late.

Closing China's Checkbook (7) | This Is Rumor Control

Canadian Clobbers Coulter: How to Talk to a Fool (If You Really Must) | This Is Rumor Control

LOL! I love when she gets slapped down.

Canadian Clobbers Coulter: How to Talk to a Fool (If You Really Must) | This Is Rumor Control

Defense and the National Interest

A great site for those interested in matters of national defense.

Defense and the National Interest

Not a national ID Card...

Then what the hell is it's purpose then? Read down through the article to see what I'm talking about.

DailyBulletin.com - News

Yahoo! News - More Identity Theft Offline Than Online-Study

This doesn't suprise me one bit.
Yahoo! News - More Identity Theft Offline Than Online-Study

Social Security Reform

LOL!

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McDonald's Must Face Claim That Its Food Caused Obesity, Panel Rules (washingtonpost.com)

My goodness! It's McDonald's fault that they at there 3-5 times a week? The hamburglar must have held them at gunpoint and forced them there. Take some responsibility for your own actions people.
McDonald's Must Face Claim That Its Food Caused Obesity, Panel Rules (washingtonpost.com)

A picture says a thousand words

Says it all.

Instapundit.com -

A nation of religious illiterates | csmonitor.com

An interesting article/commentary. I think I have to agree.

A nation of religious illiterates | csmonitor.com

WSJ.com - Radio's Bush-Bashing Air America Is Back in Fighting Form

Good for them. I've yet to listen but having an alternative to Rush and the rest of the far right wing ilk on the radio is a good thing in my opinion.

WSJ.com - Radio's Bush-Bashing Air America Is Back in Fighting Form

BBC NEWS | Americas | US right attacks SpongeBob video

And these people want to run the country? Make decisions for us and tell us how to live? And people wonder why so many of us want to keep church and state separated? This is the American Taliban.

BBC NEWS | Americas | US right attacks SpongeBob video

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | World fears new Bush era

This doesn't bode well for the future of our country. I hope the White House is listening but I doubt it. Arrogance trumps all.
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | World fears new Bush era

BBC NEWS | Europe | 'Lewd rubbing' shuts Paris statue

No comment needed! :-)

BBC NEWS | Europe | 'Lewd rubbing' shuts Paris statue

Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars

Damn! I was hoping for some little green men. :-)
Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars

Group Says It Relocated 300 Orphans (washingtonpost.com)

Unbelievable. What would the outcry be in this country if Muslims took Christian kids to be raised under Islam. No wonder some of these countries aren't wanting our help over there now.

Group Says It Relocated 300 Orphans (washingtonpost.com)

Judge orders removal of evolution stickers from textbooks in Georgia school district

Strike one up for science. Keep religion out of the classroom please! Intelligent design is only rooted in the bible, not science.
Judge orders removal of evolution stickers from textbooks in Georgia school district

FT.com / News in depth / Iraq - US ignored warning on Iraqi oil smuggling

Why oh why am I not surprised. Of course someone will blame this all on Clinton.

FT.com / News in depth / Iraq - US ignored warning on Iraqi oil smuggling

Search for Banned Arms In Iraq Ended Last Month (washingtonpost.com)

So much for that intel. But I doubt we'll here much from the adminstration on this one.

Search for Banned Arms In Iraq Ended Last Month (washingtonpost.com)

News from Agape Press

Just how paranoid are these people? Absolutely friggin' amazing. Yes, tolerance and acceptance are such terrible things. Sheesh.

News from Agape Press

CNN.com - Schumacher donates $10m to relief aid - Jan 4, 2005

Wow! That's incredible and quite a gesture.

CNN.com - Schumacher donates $10m to relief aid - Jan 4, 2005

WorldNetDaily: Homosexuality, fornication cause of tsunami?

Must be a friend of Jerry Falwell. The fact that so many people believe these people says a lot about the sorry state of the world right now.

WorldNetDaily: Homosexuality, fornication cause of tsunami?

Patriotism

A nice little site with a nice definition of what patriotism is. Never let anyone tell you that you are unpatriotic if you question the government. It's our duty and our right. To stifle free speech is being unpatriotic.

Patriotism

Generic names for soft drinks by county

I have had many conversations in the Air Force with people about this very thing. This is a very interesting map.

http://angrybear.blogspot.com/RVB_N.jpg

The New York Times > Week in Review > China Expands. Europe Rises. And the United States . . .

A good read, though I suspect many will not like what he says. But history has a way of repeating itself. If we are to remain a power in the world we need to make changes now.

The New York Times > Week in Review > China Expands. Europe Rises. And the United States . . .

Cassini Probe Makes Its Way to Saturn Moon

This is so cool. I hope everything goes well and it works as planned.

The Free Press, Kinston NC

Herald.com | 12/24/2004 | Party allegiance, bias are swaying our opinions

An excellent article by Leonard Pitts of the Miami Herald. I don't always agree with his opinions, but he is always thought provoking and I truly believe he is dead on the money with this one.

Herald.com | 12/24/2004 | Party allegiance, bias are swaying our opinions

Small Asteroid Passes Between Satellites and Earth

Aye carumba!
Small Asteroid Passes Between Satellites and Earth: "was below the orbits of some satellites. "

Talk about bad luck

UPS driver injured in serious accident. Unable to get proper medical attention at the hospital because the parts to fix the CAT scan machine were in his truck.

The Keene Sentinel Local News for Keene, NH and the Monadnock Region of NH

Yahoo! News - Unlikely stories of 2004

Some stuff to make your day seem completely normal. :-)

Yahoo! News - Unlikely stories of 2004

ID cards bill faces rebellion - Yahoo! UK & Ireland News

Can someone tell me just how having a national ID card is going to protect me or you? It's just one more tool in the government's arsenal to "protect" us from ourselves, or as I like to think of it as the government protecting itself from the people. Every little bit of freedom we give up in the name of convenience and safety only enslaves us to the government more.

ID cards bill faces rebellion - Yahoo! UK & Ireland News

Yahoo! News - Time Names President Bush 'Person of the Year'

Love him or loath him he definitely fit the criteria.

Yahoo! News - Time Names President Bush 'Person of the Year': "The winner must be 'the person or persons who most affected the news and our lives, for good or for ill, and embodied what was important about the year, for better or for worse,' he said. "

The pattern of discontent in US ranks | csmonitor.com

I hope the President is reading all this stuff.

The pattern of discontent in US ranks | csmonitor.com

WorldNetDaily: Why I believe in Creation, Or why I believe this guy is an idiot

Where did this guy get his education at? No evidence? There are mountains of scientific evidence but this guy obviously discounts all that because of the Bible? Which version do we believe. I suppose he believes the sun revolves around the earth, which happens to be flat by the way. Sheesh!

WorldNetDaily: Why I believe in Creation

Yahoo! News - Lott: Rumsfeld Should Go, at Some Point

At some point? He should have been gone long ago with the way he's botched things. If this had happened under a Democratic President the Republicans would have been livid. But it seems some of them are coming around finally and seeing just what a mess he's made.

Besides his leaving would do wonders for the morale of the military, especially the Army.

Yahoo! News - Lott: Rumsfeld Should Go, at Some Point

Daily Kos :: Political Analysis and other daily rants on the state of the nation.

Wooo, this is a good one. How will the right wing religious conservatives feel or respond to this one? Straight from their own book.

Daily Kos :: Political Analysis and other daily rants on the state of the nation.: "Deuteronomy 24:5:
'If a man has recently married, he must not be sent to war or have any other duty laid on him. For one year he is to be free to stay at home and bring happiness to the wife he has married.'"

Yahoo! News - FCC Aims to Lift Airborne Wireless Phone Ban

It's about flippin' time. This has always had more to do with the airlines and phone companies making a killing with the air phones than any safety issues in my opinion. Ever had to make a call from a plane and seen what the actual charges were? I have and it's a scam.

Yahoo! News - FCC Aims to Lift Airborne Wireless Phone Ban

USATODAY.com - Cassini gets altitude adjustment

This is so cool. I can't wait to see what data is received by the probe.

USATODAY.com - Cassini gets altitude adjustment

CNN.com - Gunman storms stage, kills�4 at Ohio nightclub - Dec 9, 2004

RIP Darryl, and the others killed in this tragedy.

CNN.com - Gunman storms stage, kills�4 at Ohio nightclub - Dec 9, 2004

CNN.com - Survey: Net file-sharing doesn't hurt most musicians - Dec 6, 2004

I'm not suprised one bit. I know used to buy a lot more music when I used file sharing programs.

CNN.com - Survey: Net file-sharing doesn't hurt most musicians - Dec 6, 2004

Target ad.

Guess I need to be shopping at Target. ;-)

Target : Entertainment : Blowjob

Back online

Well, I'm back online for who ever reads this thing. We're back in the USA, I'm working and the cable modem is up and running.

RollingStone.com: News - The Killers - Wal-Mart Wants $10 CDs

If it lowers the price of CDs for everyone, I say go for it Wal-Mart.

RollingStone.com: News - The Killers - Wal-Mart Wants $10 CDs

Jeber's Help Desk Forum - Index

A friend of mine's new forum.

Jeber's Help Desk Forum - Index

Retirement!

Well, it's getting close. I had my retirement ceremony on Thursday. The movers come in on Monday and the family and I leave the UK on the 23rd of October. I've been in the Air Force for over 20 years now and have enjoyed my time. But it's time to go and start a new life. I'll always be "in" the Air Force though. Lots of good people who do what many don't. It's been my privilege to serve. I won't be officially retired until 1 February 2005 but no more work for me. I've slept better the last few nights than I have in years. :-)

Comedian Rodney Dangerfield Dies

A truly funny man who got some respect from me. May you RIP.

Comedian Rodney Dangerfield Dies

USATODAY.com - The looming national benefit crisis

Here's a story about a very real threat to national security that neither party wants to tackle.

USATODAY.com - The looming national benefit crisis: "The looming national benefit crisis"

Yahoo! News - Vibrator shuts down Australian airport

LOL! I remember seeing a few of these go through the X-ray machine when I worked pax service before.

Yahoo! News - Vibrator shuts down Australian airport

magnum norwich 28th sept

Here's where and what I was doing last Tuesday night. It's always been my dream to see my favourite band live. I saw them last October at Magnumania which was awesome. But the Norwich show was my first full gig. I was as close to the stage as possible and wasn't disappointed. I saw them Friday night in London and it was just as awesome. What a way to finish up my time here in the UK. So let me just say thanks to Al, Mark, Harry, Tony and Bob for the fantastic show. Keep your nitelight burning!
magnum norwich 28th sept

Yahoo! News - Ichiro Breaks Sisler's Season Hits Record

A bright spot in a bleak season for one of my favourite teams. Nice to see the record go to such a nice guy who really seems to appreciate what he does.

Yahoo! News - Ichiro Breaks Sisler's Season Hits Record

Fiscal Facts

How is your state doing? Some interesting facts and figures at this site.
Fiscal Facts

Telegraph | News | Code changes 'secure' Pakistan warheads

This is a good thing.

Telegraph | News | Code changes 'secure' Pakistan warheads

Yahoo! News - Roddick Hits Record Serve in Davis Cup Win

155 mph serve? That's just incredible...

Yahoo! News - Roddick Hits Record Serve in Davis Cup Win

Yahoo! News - House Votes to 'Protect' Pledge of Allegiance

Why are the Republicans in the house so ready to tear up the Constitution? Please look beyond the emotional issue about the pledge and see what this would really mean. Quite scary...

Yahoo! News - House Votes to 'Protect' Pledge of Allegiance

Comic Dangerfield remains in coma

Very sad. I hope that he gets well and let's all show him a little respect.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Comic Dangerfield remains in coma

CRTC, station receive complaint over comments by Sunday morning evangelist

Swaggart at it again. Why are people stupid enough to even listen to this guy?

Search - canada.com network

Firefox browser

I'm giving the Firefox browser a try. Using it side by side with IE tonight. Not ready to give up IE yet but so far so good.

Yahoo! News - Schwarzenegger Bans Rifle in Support of Gun Control

I've always said that just because he ran as a Republican doesn't mean that Arnold doesn't subscribe to some of the liberal ideas. He's more of a Centrist in my opinion.

Yahoo! News - Schwarzenegger Bans Rifle in Support of Gun Control

NP: Nightwish - Once

One of the best albums of the year in my opinion. Absolutely haunting and rocking at the same time.



Nightwish.com - The Official Website Of Nightwish

11 September

3 years ago today was yet another day of infamy for us Americans. Please take some time to remember those who perished. May they rest in peace.

CNN.com - Photo may be first of extrasolar planet - Sep 10, 2004

Cool!
CNN.com - Photo may be first of extrasolar planet - Sep 10, 2004

Yahoo! News - Clyde Drexler Tops Hall of Fame Inductees

I'm not much of an NBA fan but Clyde was the glide. Congratulations, you deserve to be there Clyde.

Yahoo! News - Clyde Drexler Tops Hall of Fame Inductees

Posting - Steampowered.com - Mirrored by Trials-shack.co.uk

LOL!!!!

Posting - Steampowered.com - Mirrored by Trials-shack.co.uk

To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!! \@@/ (PIC) - w4m

LOL! LOL! LOL!!!

To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!! \@@/ (PIC) - w4m

Russina School Siege Ends in Violence

What can you say? Sad, very sad...

washingtonpost.com | Camera Works